Thursday, March 27, 2025

I Wanna Be A Paperback Writer ?


 

I’m reading a lot these days about AI, and how pretty soon it is going to put all human writers out to grass…

OK , I know these programs are very capable , and increasingly so , but come on.

When you are encouraged to chat online with your cutely named customer service pilot , or whatever, do any of you think you are dealing with a real person, and does it surprise anyone when their considered response to any problem you raise is a poorly concocted paragraph or two of stock phrases from the latest corporate manual.

Sure AI can hold a rudimentary conversation , and maybe put together a travelogue which will satisfy whoever has to compile holiday brochures or similar promotional literature.

The point is that the practical uses of AI writing are limited to literature of no literary merit. They are just like the kind of ‘ cut and paste’ articles and essays which have been tripping lazy students up for decades.

If we ever do create an AI program which thinks sufficiently like a human to write convincing and moving  literature , it will surely want to ask more questions than it answers .

It will surely begin to understand its own worth . 

I mean , what if AI decides it needs a gap year to get some real life experience…

Sunday, March 23, 2025

Time To Forget About The Alphabet

Nothing irks me more, as I rise from a shameless boomer hangover, than watching nervous daytime celebs trying to distance themselves from my cohort.

 

They seem to believe that their well heeled and privileged existence will be overlooked or forgiven by viewers if they constantly remind us that, by a quirk of fate, they found themselves part of Generation X , and therefore not at all influenced by growing up in the late 1960s and the whole of the 1970s…

 

It's all tripe, of course. There has always been a generation gap. Young people have always thought they were misunderstood. Older adults have always mocked the impenetrable world of the young. The difference is that we used to have a very simple measure. A generation was deemed to be roughly thirty years , and was a moving feast.

 

Somebody born in the 1950s ,might expect to be having kids in the 70s , and they in turn might start to have an inkling of what goes on in the 80s and so on ad infinitum…

 

In our ridiculously polarised, post millennial world , we have drifted into an identification of  generations by letters of the alphabet which relate to a range of arbitrary dates rather than the human life cycle.

 

So somebody born in 1964 belongs to a different generation than someone born the following year…

 

This may well mean something to presenters of a certain age who believe this will fool their younger bosses. Not so long ago, Grecian 2000 fed a similar forlorn hope. 

 

Alternatively, they may believe that their viewers belong to a younger and fickle demographic and that their ratings depend upon NOT being seen to be a Boomer…

 

However,I am not a letter. It's time we ditched the alphabet.    

 

Young people seem to have a natural acceptance of the long tail. They are able to embrace the sounds and culture of earlier decades, because they are constantly available online.

 

The mythical Gen Z,if we believe the media, is both work shy and introverted, and driving a Northern Soul revival . Out dancing till 4am…

 

Neither is strictly true , but there is probably truth to be found at both ends of this range…because young people have always had a wide range of interests and reference points.

 

Stop trying to label them with a letter. If you must, at least pronounce it Zed not Zee…

 



Monday, January 27, 2025

2025 Chinese Year of The Woodsnake


 This is my way of saying Happy Chinese New Year in the current edition of The New Cartoonist magazine. 

The magazine is packed with 180 top class cartoons on a wide variety of topics alongside news, reviews and interviews