Wednesday, January 24, 2024

A JOURNEY INTO COLOUR





The earliest things we notice are movement , colour and sound. My very early years were the dull second half of the nineteen fifties…Way too young to appreciate the emergence of rock & roll , but hooked way too early by the box in the corner. I can remember most of Talking Pictures Channel’s extensive archive , first time round. Then , as now , they presented a window on a black and white world , which was reinforced by piles of albums filled with grainy photographs of family and friends.


For a long time , this was how I remembered my past. Monochrome.

I have , from time to time , found myself defending the integrity of black and white imagery , as if the drab tones actually added another dimension to what some may call a bygone era. 


Alongside this 425 line perspective there was another journey.


My escape from drabness was via the comics I loved to read .


Beano , Dandy and Topper , of course , followed by Sparky , TV Comic and later TV21.


The DC Thompson titles always mixed full colour , spot colour , and black and white. TV Comic and , particularly , TV21 offered glossy full colour and dramatic artwork.


Even at a very young age , I was particularly taken with spot colour. 


In hindsight , I know that this was a by product of the printing processes at the time , and was utilised as a cost saving measure , rather as an aesthetic quality in its own right.


I just found it particularly pleasing , and even today I take pleasure in creating an essentially black and white cartoon with elements of colour added.

This is not spot colour in the truest sense , but it works for me.


Having said that , I always had a secret desire to be able to produce full colour cartoon panels like I had seen in American comic books. I was particularly fond of Casper The Friendly Ghost , and his pal Spooky , who had his own book.


As a kid , this really was dream stuff. I was already pretty good at cartoonish drawing , particularly characters like Superman , but I would only draw and colour in pencils .


It would be ten or more years before I felt happy with ink drawings . Some of this , in all honesty , related to technological developments with pen and ink itself. 


Many cartoonists swear by dip pens even now , but for a severe left hander , who had to learn to write with a very crude dip pen , when every desk had it’s own inkwell , even writing my name was , for a long time , a smudgy mess and my fingers were forever blue.


I eventually mastered the fountain pen and , more happily , the cartridge pen , but as I used these from Mathematics to English Language , I couldn’t make the giant leap to drawing with them … particularly as the colour of choice for writing back then was blue.


Cartoons , I knew from hours of reading Punch in dentists’ waiting rooms, had to be drawn in black.


I had a fleeting phase of scribbling in ball point pen but was always disappointed with the hit and miss line it produced and the annoying habit such pens have of depositing an unexpected extra dollop of ink where you didn’t want it…which smudged horribly if you tried to blot it.


Felt tipped pens began to offer me the opportunity to experiment with colour , but were no good for me as drawing implements as I found the ink bled too readily into the paper I used . 


Trial and error led me into the use of technical pens for drawing and for a long time , when I wanted to use colour , I used pencils. 


I was happy with this until I learned how to use a scanner in conjunction with my computer… Cartoons which looked full of colour on paper , looked washed out on screen. I realised that if I wanted to enter the digital age in any meaningful way , I would have to strengthen my colouring before I scanned.


Back then , to marker pens. These had moved on a bit since I last used them. They now offered me not only a more subtle range than the twelve pack of bright colours I had used before, but they had fine brush tips which helped me to keep the colour where I wanted it.


A combination of these and an old version of Photoshop helped me to up my game , particularly with regard to blocks of solid colour.


The real game changer came last summer. 


After a number of false starts with illustration software , Loraine bought me an iPad 9 , and I was able to install Procreate . 


With the addition of an Apple Pencil , I have been on a steep learning curve. 


Learning to produce artwork which looks like my traditional pen work has took a bit of time , but I’m getting there.


I have to say that I have particularly enjoyed playing with colour.






When I showed Loraine , her first comment was how vibrant the colours are.


Importantly , I thought , she saw the colours before she saw the gag.


My usual way of working starts with the gag , then I decide how to

represent the gag in a line drawing. It’s usually at this stage that I decide whether it will be full colour , black and white , or something in between.


For the first time , I have been able to experiment with the notion of colour and work backwards. I hope it works.


In one sense , I have realised a dream , but whether that will change the way I work in future I don’t know.  


Whatever happens , I have enjoyed the journey immensely.





Friday, January 19, 2024

Cartoon Exhibition at The Duke of Greenwich London SE10





I feel very pleased to be included in this exhibition of cartoons at The Duke of Greenwich pub in London.

I am in the company of some of the greatest names in the business. The link below will give you a flavour of the artwork and humour

https://procartoonists.org/the-great-greenwich-pub-exhibition-of-2024/

If you are in travelling distance , you might like to try a flavour of the fine food and drink on offer…If the cartoonists left anything .


It’s on till February 1st…





 

Thursday, January 11, 2024

BRAIN DRAIN




 

I think I may nave been got at.

For several years now , this site has had a regular , steady readership … from people around the world , and I thank you all for the support you have given. In turn , I hope you have all derived some enjoyment from my various contributions.

Something changed in November…For several days someone was reading my work at considerable speed.

Not just one or two pieces , as usual , but the whole archive of postings from 2016 to now.

My viewings were clocking up 1000 plus per day , for several days … and from a user in Singapore.

At the time , I didn’t know what to make of it , but something I read recently , makes me wonder if my work has been appropriated to train so called Open AI systems…

If that’s true , I wonder what they will make of it. More Importantly , I wonder how my mix of poetry , cartoons and other bits of business might be reinterpreted by a machine intelligence,

Will I or anybody else recognise it ?

Will any of the AI programs spot the subtle code I have spread across my work since 2016 which will disassemble text into lines of dancing characters …

Will we soon see an AI created blockbuster based on a living writer encrypting a code to cause text to disassemble into lines of dancing characters… 

If that does happen …remember where you read it first. I am not a robot.

Wednesday, January 3, 2024

Inside The Lamp

 


Scene VII : Inside The Lamp

 

Enter Aladdin looking startled , brushing imaginary dust from his tunic. 

Greeted by a genie , dressed in a green jacket and trousers, like a museum guide. 

 

He is wearing a name badge with no name on it.


 

Genie : Welcome to The Lamp Experience. How can we help you to fulfil your dreams ?

 

Aladdin: Whoa! You mean I’m inside the lamp … That’s not how it works !

 

Genie :  Well , inside isn’t strictly true . More precisely , we are sharing a dimensional interface which is outside your time and space.

 

Aladdin : Like Doctor Who ? You mean this is a Tardis ?

 

Genie : Well , our lawyers are still talking to the Beeb about copyrights ... Maybe it’s better to think of us as a corridor of dreams , where everything can happen 

(reaches into pocket and pulls out a dog eared notebook and pencil and appears to write something down) Corridor of Dreams (Chuckles) I like that one. Could be my next game show …

 

Aladdin: Don’t you have a smartphone to make notes ?

 

Genie : I’ll have you know , the wisdom of the ages is in this book

 

Aladdin : It’s not very thick

 

Genie : We use the same material over and over. People never listen. Some of the jokes in here are out of the ark.

 

Aladdin: Ben Elton didn’t write this did he ?

 

Genie : No , I mean the jokes really are out of the ark. Noah used to host a comedy club to pass the long days at sea. I love the one about the unicorns who thought the weather forecast  was a hoax .

 

Aladdin : So what’s the schtick with the badge ? What should I call you

 

Genie: You lot are so hung up with badges , names , labels …   Does it matter what I’m called or if I’m called anything at all ?

 

Aladdin: You might have a problem in Starbucks

 

Genie : I am what I am, not what any name infers … but P.S. I’m pretty good at being that. Sooo… How can we help you fulfil your dreams ?

 

Aladdin : Well, I thought that you gave me three wishes , you know ?

 

Genie : Wishes ?

 

Aladdin : You know , fine clothes , a palace or two , gold …

 

Genie ( looks Aladdin up and down , incredulously) : How old are you ? 

 

Aladdin ( looks sheepish):No gold ?

 

Genie smiles and shakes head

 

Aladdin : No palaces ?

 

Genie waves hand in a so so manner

 

Aladdin : What about the clothes ?

 

Genie : I can put you in touch with a good tailor ?  No, it’s all about helping you to make life choices which will point you in the right direction.

 

Aladdin: And you know which direction that is ?

 

Genie : I see great things ahead for you , Aladdin. You will thwart your evil uncle , marry a princess and earn the riches you desire. You may even revise your attitude towards people who like to dress as pantomime cows…

 

Aladdin (looks dubious): You just read the script.

 

The Genie taps his dog eared notebook and winks 

 

Genie : We wrote it …

 

 

Intermission