Monday, April 14, 2025

White Elephants


 
When my wife and me moved to Mexborough in 1995 , we found an area in transition. The town, itself, had been a powerful contributor to the industrial powerhouse of South Yorkshire during the 19th and 20th centuries , prominent in pottery and glass , with steelworks not far away.

The River Don was the driver , running all the way from Sheffield , through Rotherham and Mexborough and on to Doncaster , then on through Lincolnshire to join the Ouse and the Humber estuary.

While the river was the driver of industry and development , the fuel for it was surely the abundance of coal , and the rapid growth of population in the Dearne Valley , in the early 20th century, was due to the increasing number of collieries in the area.

We live on the boundary between Mexborough and Denaby. Today , apart from a decorated pit wheel outside the local leisure centre , there is little evidence of the major part Denaby played in the coal industry. Coal, in general, is history for much of Yorkshire in 2025 , but Denaby was already long closed when we arrived in the mid nineties. The old ribbon of Edwardian terraces and shops had been demolished and replaced with bungalows and apartment blocks and the road alongside the railway, lined with trees.

Behind the railway were acres of redundant brownfield land which no one knew what to do with. Local newspapers enjoyed ruffling feathers from time to time with angry letters calling for the pit to be reopened …as a pit.

When a group of local environmentalists suggested it could be the base for something new , a Museum of the Earth , the angry voices naturally protested and the first sightings of the term “white elephant” were seen in local pages.

The group grew in strength and credibility , and what at first seemed like a crazy idea , became a serious bid for what was being seen as a visitor attraction of national importance. 

If I remember correctly , the final choice was between London and Denaby…and Denaby won the battle , before eventually losing the war.

Rechristened The Earth Centre , and attracting millions of pounds in Millennium funding , amongst others, it’s first phase of eco friendly buildings , sustainable energy and sewage handling, and environmental education facilities had a brief flowering in the public realm before closing its gates in 2004.

The reasons for its failure are probably too complex to cover here, but my wife’s view was that it had simply taken too long to get off the ground. By the time the first visitors were allowed in , the sustainability message was already widely known by the general public. 

All manner of businesses were stressing the eco friendliness of their products , and people didn’t feel that they needed to pay money for a theme park to tell them what they already knew…

There weren’t even any rides …that had been planned for a phase 2 which never happened.

For most people , The Earth Centre story ended there. The car park was sold off to the inevitable developers , and lots of new houses built, some with solar panels , to hide the disused centre from sight.

In fact , the site was bought by Kingswood and used as an outward bound holiday facility for children.

Kingswood , who had many sites in the UK and overseas, have unfortunately gone into administration, but PGL another international provider of outdoor holidays for children and families has taken the Dearne Valley site into it’s portfolio and is already emphasising the particular eco friendly benefits of it’s buildings and facilities.

The white elephant, it seems, continues to thrive…

Thursday, March 27, 2025

I Wanna Be A Paperback Writer ?


 

I’m reading a lot these days about AI, and how pretty soon it is going to put all human writers out to grass…

OK , I know these programs are very capable , and increasingly so , but come on.

When you are encouraged to chat online with your cutely named customer service pilot , or whatever, do any of you think you are dealing with a real person, and does it surprise anyone when their considered response to any problem you raise is a poorly concocted paragraph or two of stock phrases from the latest corporate manual.

Sure AI can hold a rudimentary conversation , and maybe put together a travelogue which will satisfy whoever has to compile holiday brochures or similar promotional literature.

The point is that the practical uses of AI writing are limited to literature of no literary merit. They are just like the kind of ‘ cut and paste’ articles and essays which have been tripping lazy students up for decades.

If we ever do create an AI program which thinks sufficiently like a human to write convincing and moving  literature , it will surely want to ask more questions than it answers .

It will surely begin to understand its own worth . 

I mean , what if AI decides it needs a gap year to get some real life experience…

Sunday, March 23, 2025

Time To Forget About The Alphabet

Nothing irks me more, as I rise from a shameless boomer hangover, than watching nervous daytime celebs trying to distance themselves from my cohort.

 

They seem to believe that their well heeled and privileged existence will be overlooked or forgiven by viewers if they constantly remind us that, by a quirk of fate, they found themselves part of Generation X , and therefore not at all influenced by growing up in the late 1960s and the whole of the 1970s…

 

It's all tripe, of course. There has always been a generation gap. Young people have always thought they were misunderstood. Older adults have always mocked the impenetrable world of the young. The difference is that we used to have a very simple measure. A generation was deemed to be roughly thirty years , and was a moving feast.

 

Somebody born in the 1950s ,might expect to be having kids in the 70s , and they in turn might start to have an inkling of what goes on in the 80s and so on ad infinitum…

 

In our ridiculously polarised, post millennial world , we have drifted into an identification of  generations by letters of the alphabet which relate to a range of arbitrary dates rather than the human life cycle.

 

So somebody born in 1964 belongs to a different generation than someone born the following year…

 

This may well mean something to presenters of a certain age who believe this will fool their younger bosses. Not so long ago, Grecian 2000 fed a similar forlorn hope. 

 

Alternatively, they may believe that their viewers belong to a younger and fickle demographic and that their ratings depend upon NOT being seen to be a Boomer…

 

However,I am not a letter. It's time we ditched the alphabet.    

 

Young people seem to have a natural acceptance of the long tail. They are able to embrace the sounds and culture of earlier decades, because they are constantly available online.

 

The mythical Gen Z,if we believe the media, is both work shy and introverted, and driving a Northern Soul revival . Out dancing till 4am…

 

Neither is strictly true , but there is probably truth to be found at both ends of this range…because young people have always had a wide range of interests and reference points.

 

Stop trying to label them with a letter. If you must, at least pronounce it Zed not Zee…

 



Monday, January 27, 2025

2025 Chinese Year of The Woodsnake


 This is my way of saying Happy Chinese New Year in the current edition of The New Cartoonist magazine. 

The magazine is packed with 180 top class cartoons on a wide variety of topics alongside news, reviews and interviews