THE TALL MONK

THE TALL MONK

In 1974 I was working for Nat West Bank in Doncaster and had to pass through what was then known as  the Arndale Centre on my way from and to the bus station . A large , modern shopping mall, the centre was host to all kinds of colourful people ,some of them buskers , some aspiring to higher concerns.

The Tall Monk definitely fell into the latter category. His shaved head and orange robe identified him, I believed, to be a member of the Hare Krishna Temple.

His voice was less heavenly.

As I was rushing homeward , he strode purposely towards me and in a broad Brummie accent asked“ D'yow want a record ?”…

I didn't really want a record but thanked him anyway and tried to sidestep him.

With a skill that made me think he may have been a door to door salesman in a previous incarnation, he seemed to swerve around me and was again in front.

“ It was produced boy George Harrison …” he went on.

I was still determined to get home without a record , but I'd made a big mistake.

I paused long enough for him to continue with “ He plays on it as well … but he didn't want a credit… all for good causes and ITS FREE…”

I still didn’t really want the record , but as it was free , I thought if I took it he would let me get on my way … which he did.

I was only about five paces away from him when he shouted “ Mowst  people give a donation” … I was lost by this stage , I had the record in my hand and it was all for good causes… I fumbled for my wallet and offered him a couple of crinkly green notes , which he grabbed eagerly.

Ten paces further on , he shouted again “ Mowst people donate five pounds” …

I didn't look back. Eventually I played the record , which was an amiable collection of Indian music and chants. Pleasant enough. George Harrison wasn't credited , of course , but if you listened carefully there's a bit of sitar playing on track 5 that could be George.

Yes , it definitely could be George.That made me feel better.